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So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist
this is better than anything i could have hoped for
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
It’s really a shame that, despite all my success, hard work, and strides to become a better person… I am no longer good enough.
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